Okay. I’ve literally just got out of bed and I had to come and write this down because last night I had the World’s Maddest Dreams!
My in-laws’ paper “boy” is about 30 and is a bit odd. Let’s call him Nick. I dreamt David wanted trombone lessons and discovered that Nick was a great trombonist. Nick agreed to give David lessons and they were hashing out the terms (£2 per lesson, 2 lessons a week, 77 lessons required) when David, who was shirtless, lifted his arm and Nick licked his armpit. The negotiations broke down.
I was incubating hundreds of tiny bright red ducklings in a radiator.
I was “dating” Seamus from Any Dream Will Do, but he was living on my dad’s roof with his brother. My parents’ neighbour who I haven’t seen for years, came round to check him out then emailed me to tell me he was a “hottie”.
I had befriended a load of animals who seemed to be living in a giant cage in my in-laws garden. I would go outside to chat to a tiny black (talking) pig and a (talking) chicken who would sit on my head and dangle upside down to look me in the face.
What the hell did I eat last night?
O.M.G! Keris, you are awesome!! How drunk WERE you??? ;0)
Not even a little bit. It’s sad really.
THAT is hilarious!!!