Thanks to his crush on Kate Middleton, Harry insisted on watching the wedding. He actually lost interest about an hour before anything actually happened and – thanks to his rudeness – we ended up having a shouting match during which he yelled: “All these years you been a beautiful lady and NOW look what you done!” I laughed, he laughed, peace was restored and he sat next to me to watch Kate arrive at the Abbey.
On seeing the bridesmaids: “KIDS are getting married?! I wish I was there. I’d just eat pizza as I was walking.”
On the choir: “I didn’t know there were angels in the church!”
On Kate walking down the aisle with her father: “I didn’t know she was marrying that man. I thought she was marrying William!”
When I explained that her father ‘gives her away’: “I don’t get it.”
On the ring: “The ring’s saying, ‘Hey! I don’t want to be on someone’s finger! Get me out of here!'”
And… finally: “I heard there was a person say ‘you may kiss the bride’. We should pretend to do that.”